straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Connie Maheswaran/Steven Universe
Characters: Steven Universe, Connie Maheswaran, Pearl (Steven Universe), Garnet (Steven Universe), Peridot (Steven Universe), Amethyst (Steven Universe), Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe), Greg Universe, Lion (Steven Universe)
Additional Tags: Aged-Up Character(s), Technically ten years later, Post-Series, Crystal Gem Family shenanigans, new baby fluff, I guess technically the baby is an OC, Family Fluff, Lion acting as a big brother
Summary:
Steven and Connie bring their newborn baby to the beach house to meet their extended alien refugee family. Simple fluff.
“Government is the only entity that can truly help the poor.”
“government is the
only entity that can
truly help the poor
pawrunes